Selangor Journal

Macik Puan Sri

Hello you alls my beloved readers, my name is Sri and everyone calls me Puan, so I am Puan Sri okay.

 

I live in Selangor you know, in the Royal town of Klang. My children are all grown up and live everywhere in Malaysia. I used to work but now I am retired so I take the bus to KL, jalan jalan here and there. I have lived in Klang all my life.

 

I spend most of my time reading papers, facebooking, instating and my most favourite of all gossiping. Nowadays they call gossip fake news.

 

I love to gossip it is so enjoyable. We Malaysians can fight about everything but we are united when it comes to gossip.

 

I have my Chinese neighbour, he passes me some hot tit bits, and then my Indian bread man who passes me some crumbs here and there. And the best are my Malay beasties. I have such a full life because of fake news.

 

So when Eva and Meena asked me to write something and share my gossips with you all. I was elated. So sayangs, I hope you like it. I hear this and that, so I will share with you all this lovely news.

 

When I go for some functions I see nowadays all these whos who, the second wives, the remarried divorcees, the wanabe ministers wife, and all. All have one thing in common. Can you guess? Well its their handbags. I hear one of those handbags can cost more than my poor husbands one year salary betul ke? Can it be true?

 

I hear a certain lady in our country whom I adore because she still has the hairstyle from my younger days you know. I am so proud of her. Every time you see her she is carrying such beautiful handbags.

This lady really  loves handbags  rumour has it that she owns at least 12 Hermès Birkin Bags of many colours  and they cost total RM4.46 Million, I can buy 5 Bungalows in Shah Alam you know with that money! Can you imagine that? She could have fed 10 orphans for 3 years with that. Ok very skinny orphans but still.

 

I read somewhere that handbags are very sought after, and someone actually paid RM 1,485,252 last year for a rare 2014 Himalaya Birkin – a matte white handbag by Hermes.

 

So my favourite lady is very clever she buys these bags not just for fashion but for investment too maybe someday when there are no more donations from friendsshe might just have to sell them to live like the “queen” she is.

 

But I find her penchant for expensive handbags is good for her. It makes her feel close to the female population and helps her stand tall. They admire her for her fashion sense while wondering how did she manage to have such an expensive handbag meh? Her husband is a government servant just like my poor husband.

 

Anyway this is it for today, they wont let me take over the paper so tata, till the next issue my beloved readers!

Top Picks

The Royal Secret on Selangor’s Coast

Editor Selangor Journal

6 Advantages for The Selangor Woman

Hate Speech Threatens Our Humanity

Editor Selangor Journal